Thursday, February 26, 2015

Satire

Watch this video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9JRyTqzOQ



Read the following:



Article: What is Satire?--Author is unknown

I hear people all the time say, "satire is so stupid; I don't get it." The point of a satire is to bring about social change through the use of sarcasm and/ or irony.  Sometimes you have to read it a few times; sometimes the author can be misunderstood. A satire usually does not have a rhyme scheme-it's more of a free verse, or a narrative. I created mine one day I was thinking about all of the people in this world getting plastic surgery and wanting to look "perfect". I thought about the image we are putting in young minds that if they don't like the way God made them, then they can pay a doctor to make them look any way they want. Feel free to comment: Here it is:
How To Get Skinny and Beautiful in No Time at all- a Satire
If you really want advice on how to lose weight, watch a morbidly obese person down a Big Mac, large fry, chicken pot pie, fried pickles, twinkies, a large soda, and an apple pie with ice cream on the side. As they salivate and moan over their meal, you will look like a chicken bone. Or else, it will make you so sick, you won’t be able to eat for a week.
If you want to get skinny, take a vegan hunting. Have them load the gun, sit in a tree stand, and work for their meal. You’ll end up eating a dandelion salad with fresh honey from the bee hive. You might just eat anything to stay alive.
If you want to lose thirty pounds in thirty days, get liposuction, a tummy tuck, and a breast reduction. While you are sucking it out, also get cheek implants, lip injections, and don’t forget to lose those wrinkles! Get a face lift, some botox, and some permanent black eyeliner.
Take my advice and you will be skinny, beautiful, and unique in one week- but not for long- since everyone else wants to change and they’ll all look just like you in no time at all.



Answer the following questions:


1.      What is the point the author is trying to get across in the satire “How To Get Skinny and Beautiful in No Time”?




2.      What is one specific example the author uses to make his/her point?






http://freezeframe34.hubpages.com/hub/The-Definition-of-Satire-and-a-Short-Example

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Monday, February 23, 2015

Literary Devices

Weekend:


HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?  Use alliteration in your response :)

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Zodiac Paper

Look over your zodiac paper.  Do you have any questions or comments?

What do you need to work on?

Was this hard for you to write?  Why/why not?

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Horoscope

Read your horoscope at the following link:


http://horoscope.com/


Answer the following questions:

1.  What is a horoscope?


2.  Do you believe in horoscopes? Why/why not?


3.  Does your horoscope of the day make sense?  WHY?

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Pressure

Personally, do you feel as though society as a whole expects too much from you as a teenager?  Explain.

Reflect

Why did I have you read "The Man Who Rode Thunder"?  What was the point? 

It was not to torture you.

It was not because it was supposed to be fun...even though it was.

It was not because I am mean.


Go.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Vocab

Using your vocabulary words....

CHOOSE THREE.  Write a few sentences or a paragraph that makes sense using them.  Don't know what to write about????  Possibilities:


your day
your friend's day
breakfast
a made up creature
whatever you want

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Summarize

Summarize what you read yesterday in 3-5 sentences.  Foreshadow what obstacles may come next.

MOOD AND TONE


 Let's REVIEW!


Watch these Super Bowl commercials.  Choose two.  What are the mood and tone of these two commercials?


http://www.superbowlcommercial2015.com/featured/best-super-bowl-commercials-2015/

Monday, February 2, 2015

Plane

Imagine that you were to jump out of a plane....you have a parachute, but no one is with you.  How would you react?  What would you be thinking?  Would you survive? Go.